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No laughing matter
South Africa's foremost satirical performance artist takes a look at the South African government's treatment of AIDS
– Pieter-
Is it patriotic to criticise a democratically-
It started in a peak of fury after spending four days in the South African hinterland doing 13 presentations of my AIDS-
On Sunday 23 February 2003, I sent an email to whoever could take it further:
THE WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION IS IN SOUTH AFRICA AND BEING HARBOURED BY THE SOUTH AFRICAN PRESIDENT AND HIS MINISTER OF HEALTH. IT IS HIV/AIDS.
An investigative process should be put into place as soon as possible, with vigorous support in local South African and International legal and political circles. This process can result in President Thabo Mbeki and Minister Manto Tshabala-
THE SOUTH AFRICAN PEOPLE ARE DYING TODAY BECAUSE OF GOVERNMENT CARELESSNESS AND POLITICAL NEGLIGENCE.
The time to act is now. Vuk'uzenzele! (In Xhosa 'vuk'uzenzele' mean arise and act.)
I sent that email to many people, including President Mbeki, minister Tshabala-
Government urges all South Africans to unite against HIV/AIDS, in the campaign of hope and not despair. We would have thought that Pieter-
Working with partners from all sectors of society, government will continue to implement the national comprehensive strategy on AIDS, in all its elements, as the most rational approach to the pandemic.
(Issued by government communications Tues 25 Feb 2003)
There were many other reactions. My favourite email simply said: "Pieter-
Genocide is a terrible accusation. It means the systematic, planned extermination of an entire national, racial, political or ethnic group. The word "genocide" is mainly associated with the Nazi extermination of millions of Jews, gays, gypsies and others during World War II. We watched more recent examples in Burundi and Rwanda on the TV news while eating supper. Kosovo and Serbia also had their share of planned murder. But does genocide always have to be at the end of a machine gun? Do we have to kill 6 million and ONE people to be worse than the Nazis?
When President Mbeki took over our democratic reins of power from Nelson Mandela, Comrade Thabo wore the red AIDS ribbon. Many celebrated the proof that the new South African leadership would focus on what had without doubt become the most serious threat to our nation: the virus known as HIV and the resulting decline of health through disease called AIDS.
But in the four years that followed the 1999 election, the leadership of South Africa has virtually denied the existence of our present third-
Everyone of us reading these words has heard of the pandemic. Many of us know people who are HIV-
How can Thabo Mbeki and Manto T-
Happily there is much good will in our land. We all have different experiences of the pandemic in South Africa. Anger and frustration find many ways to express themselves. The Treatment Action Campaign speaks with strong moral authority when they demand the right of medication for those who need anti-
To ignore the terrible danger we are faced with, is to show contempt for life. All the facts and statistics point to the loss of up to half the population of Africa in ten years. If 40 per cent of the work force is HIV-
And still the minister of health, whose professional and sacred duty it is to protect us, chooses to scoff at the facts. She chooses to add crazy soundbites that would be the pride of any comedian. She proves there are no limits to satire! First came: South Africa can't afford the cost of treatment as submarines must be built to fight a US invasion. Most recently: why should AIDS be regarded as more important than asthma? Do her words represent the thoughts of her President?
The last two years have taken me round 250 schools and I have met 500,000 young South Africans. I have entertained them with the need to laugh at fear and make that fear less fearful. And because AIDS happens through sex, some "words" like "fuck" and "naai" (Afrikaans for "bonk") get used to describe where the minefield is. Some parents have complained, a few teachers have been offended, churches have frowned and government is silent. But the children are not. They are inspired and empowered with hope. And they want to talk. "I appreciated how you did not treat us like stupid kids, but as equals," wrote a girl in Grade 11, one reaction out of hundreds. "Your show was brilliant and seriously did make people think twice. You showed us the reality, but didn't scare us. Instead you made us more aware, brave and determined to go out there and make it." If we can keep our youth alive, we will have the greatest country in the world. But that means keeping them alive now. Talking to them. Encouraging them to ask questions!
The depressing side is that because the subject of sex is so controversial, no one feels free to talk. And because the President won't be drawn into the debate, the focus falls away. Imagine if once a week, our President talked on television to people who are frightened of HIV/AIDS and the stigma attached to it. Imagine how together they could confront their fears and help everyone realise that Life is possible. He could be the Father of the Nation and embrace us with humanity.
Don't forget we survived Apartheid, the first virus. We were told: democracy is too good to share with just anyone. And so we went through 40 years in the political wilderness because we believed our leaders. They were wrong: democracy is the only solution. And thanks to the freedoms we all enjoy, each one of us can make our voices heard. Today we have violence, crime, corruption, arrogance and denial — all the things that have made us a successful third-
It's easy and important to criticise a democratically-
But AIDS is not Politics. It's Health. In this case, safe sex is not about morality; it's about hygiene. It's like brushing teeth. If we don't protect ourselves, we will get sick. And the only way we will take control of our lives is by talking about our fear. By focusing on surviving a virus. Not denying it's existence.
Do I want to put the entire South African government in the dock at The Hague? Of course not. We are only here today thanks to the generosity of the so-
The anger in South Africa is growing on every level, from business to suburb. But it's always where the ground has been freshly dug and the crosses crowd into small cemeteries where the reality strikes home. Mothers are losing children to a disease that has only stigma and no name or recognition. Sons and daughters have lost their parents. Politicians are dying of "backache" and "lung problems". If Rock Hudson and Freddy Mercury had been members of the ANC they too would have died of "natural causes".
This denial at the highest level, that HIV/AIDS is the most serious assault on our future, has led to more deaths. The President's version of what he regards as the reasons for AIDS — poverty, TB, racism, yellow flowers and sticky biscuits — are being religiously repeated so often and given so much credence that the fear and suspicions lead to the rape of babies and the killing of suspected sufferers of the "thinning sickness." And when a two-
No.
He flies around the globe in his expensive new aeroplane like Supermouse, trying to solve the problems of the First World, while auditioning for the part of Kofi Annan. He pops into South Africa occasionally on a state visit and shows how much he dislikes us by ignoring us. He confuses us even more with details of an African Renaissance, an African Union and a New Partnership for Africa's Development, diverting the attention away from the battlefields of fear.
But let us be fair to this consummate politician with such grand ambitions. Let Thabo off the hook. Let him and Manto run the United Nations and let's find a president who cares for us; a minister of health who heals and embraces us. And together we can all realise that HIV/AIDS as a weapon of mass destruction can be disarmed without fear. By confronting it with information and knowledge. By allowing us our humanity, compassion and humour. And there is always that final solution. Not the International Court in The Hague. It'll be the ballot box on Election Day 2004. South Africans can decide who they want to be in charge. Vote!
Vuk'uzenzele!
Mid-
The ice cracks again.
A letter to the editors of South African newspapers went off on Friday 26 September — and was published by most — hours after the news of Mbeki's words filtered through the barrage of sports details and soap opera synopses:
When the President of South Africa speaks, he represents a democracy where 5 million citizens have HIV; where more than 600 people die each day from AIDS-
He lies and so condemns his nation to death. It is time to replace this man with a leader who cares about his people!
Not only does Thabo Mbeki spend most of his time outside South Africa, speaking at international political jamborees, but he has now shown himself totally out of touch with his own country.
We are a young democracy, in which this man is but a chosen leader and not the member of a royal dynasty. The African National Congress deserves to celebrate the 2004 tenth anniversary of our young democracy. The ANC is a former liberation movement, now a successful political party, committed to the issues of human rights and freedom. But this party of liberation will soon be remembered by history only as an accomplice to the genocidal Mbekivellian policies of their present leader.
Replace this failed leader with a comrade of compassion.
There are many politicians in the ruling party, and on the fringes of power. Men and women of compassion and care, of focus and commitment. They are needed now. Replace this failed civil-
We need leadership to inspire confidence and optimism in our time of national fear and need. We need to inspire an impatient world to invest in us and believe in our future.
With 40 per cent of our workforce HIV-
And yet our President knows no-
While everyone in our country has buried, nurtured, cared-
Like when Steve Biko died, the then-
South Africa leaves Thabo Mbeki cold.
There is no time for party politics here.
Replace this man now with a committed leader and let him, or her, lead and help us to live!
Pieter-
The President's Rasputin was quick to react. From the office of the president, His minister for the presidency Dr Essop Pahad reacted to my letter with the following observations:
GOVERNMENT-
HIV/AIDS is a serious subject which engages the attention of the nation as never before. For instance, the report of the National Task team, charged with preparing an operational plan on public sector anti-
Against this serious background the antics of Pieter-
These government-
Only last week, the Secretary-
House clowns in any democracy have some, mainly amusement, value. British society through the years would not have been itself without the lampooning of Private Eye and Spitting Image, and the Americans even go further.
Uys's satire did have a useful influence on enlightenment in the days when there was a total absence of democracy in South Africa, and his lampooning had something to do with helping to change attitudes away from apartheid and repression. But his recent statements on the government's programme against HIV/AIDS can, if taken too seriously, hinder and confuse the national will to do something about the pandemic.
"here is a need for all South Africans to remain resolute in the face of the grave challenge which the government and all sectors are dealing with responsibly and caringly. We should not be swayed by sideshows and contrived controversies.
Unfortunately, Uys undermines what most of us took as a sincere and well-
Something seems to go wrong and he confuses satire and serious policy pronouncements. Or is this the problem of the editors who choose to air some of his bizarre views in presumably serious columns?
In his latest assault on Mbeki, Uys latched on to third-
The president gave an honest answer. He was speaking about his limited circle of family or close friends. And need we be reminded that, even among those people, as many of us well know, no one is obliged to declare their status; nor is a doctor obliged to reveal direct or indirect causes of death to anyone, including a president. Yet it was grist to the mill for Uys and used to make the fanciful call for a personal attack on the president. This, at the very moment when the government is finalising the last element of our comprehensive strategy, ARV treatment. The government can endure the barbs flung by Uys. We do even enjoy him at times. He was aptly described in one paper that ran his letter as "a comedian". Indeed.
Surely the media should not dignify his twaddle by publishing it in serious columns. Unless of course we are wrong to assume that these are indeed serious columns.
(Published in the Cape Times, 2 October 2003)
And so here we are in the minefield of fear, denial, death and horror. Too frightened to confront the reality of the virus and too polite to tread where racists aim to go. White criticism of a black government can too easily be seen as racist. Criticism of bad governance must try to rise above petty ethnic bitchery. It is not a crime to point out carelessness. It is a crime to censor the anger and let it slide. It has been said: A patriot is someone who protects his country from its government. So, as we say in one of our 11 official languages: Vuk'uzinzele!
Stand up and do something!
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